he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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