My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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