ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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