I'm drive I can fine osifer
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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