There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Who died my cat blue again?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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