I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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