he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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