its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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