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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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