Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
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Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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