he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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