you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Damn victory sex feels great
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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