If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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