Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I believe in your delicious
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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