Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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