She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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