she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i think i have two assholes
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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