Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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