woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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