I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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