Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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