I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Rumble strips road head = magical
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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