i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
sarcasm needs its own font
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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