My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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