What a fucking waste of an outfit
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
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