I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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