its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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