He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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