Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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