She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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