Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
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it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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