very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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