I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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