is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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