absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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