sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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