I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I wear drunk well.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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