we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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