i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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