i think my mom watched the whole time
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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