exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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