Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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