thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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