Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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