well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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