i can't believe i had my finger in that
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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