Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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