Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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