Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
