omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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