Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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