Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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