i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Is it penis luge time yet?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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