: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
as a side note pls kill me
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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