this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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