I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
