in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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