Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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